my sarcastic inner monologue is about the best thing I have going for me
is this where I start the conversation?
HA! I see you follow me!
I follow you,too!
maybe we should tal-
wow this is the most accurate post of how I try to make friends
is your man a dog lover? walk his dog to show you care about it. then keep walking. don’t return. you are now the proud owner of an adorable dog
that text post is pretty relatable. a bit too relatable in fact. the blood tests came back in. we’re brothers